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cnnbreaking:

*gets A on test*

.02% rise on grade

*gets C on test*image

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hellolittledaisy:

militantbyexistence:

vishual:

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

jesus christ this is so much better than all of the “you don’t have to be size zero!!!!!” and “i don’t mind living in a man’s world if i can be a woman!!!!!!!” bullshit related to marilyn monroe i see.

sisterhood yo….

this is the actual best!!!!!!!!!!!
and pretty much every famous “marilyn monroe” quote isn’t even hers and i’m pretty sure no one even knows she did cool shit like this??

hellolittledaisy:

militantbyexistence:

vishual:

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

jesus christ this is so much better than all of the “you don’t have to be size zero!!!!!” and “i don’t mind living in a man’s world if i can be a woman!!!!!!!” bullshit related to marilyn monroe i see.

sisterhood yo….

this is the actual best!!!!!!!!!!!

and pretty much every famous “marilyn monroe” quote isn’t even hers and i’m pretty sure no one even knows she did cool shit like this??

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yay84:

kjeevas:

aerloxlehkka:

octoplanet:

You guys, I saw this car today as I was riding out of the parking lot. I’m pretty sure Eridan Ampora eats where I work.

AHAHAHAWE SHOULD CALL IT THE SWAG WAGON

I think you mean the swwag wwagon

yay84:

kjeevas:

aerloxlehkka:

octoplanet:

You guys, I saw this car today as I was riding out of the parking lot. I’m pretty sure Eridan Ampora eats where I work.

AHAHAHA
WE SHOULD CALL IT THE SWAG WAGON

I think you mean the swwag wwagon

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rufftoon:

Intermezzo H. (Part 1)

I’ve never really had the opportunity to work with big, heavy dark shapes (very very rare in everyday work).

Though not quite satisfied with these pages, I am happy I did this exercise. Practice, practice, practice!

As a side note: I will always keep divided Book Pitch and Movie Pitch’s past.  I worked over a year with these characters before the books came out. They evolved differently in my head. 

That being said, I do love the books and can’t wait to see where the author will take us.

Part 2 here: http://rufftoon.tumblr.com/post/46811110041/intermezzo-h-part-2-ive-always-loved-the

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rufftoon:

Intermezzo H. (Part 2)

Part 1 here: http://rufftoon.tumblr.com/post/46810791860/intermezzo-h-part-1-ive-never-really-had-the

I’ve always loved the early, shapeless designs of Pitch as illustrated by Shane Prigmore.

He is a lot of fun to draw that way!

 Thank you for reading!

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aoisasahina:

THOSE REALLY LONG POSTS WITH TONS OF GIFS AND STUPID COMMENTS ON YOUR DASH

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pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

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nidophlosionz:

catodoom101:

Snake On Snake Crime

nature 

Oh… GOD…

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oyabu:

im sorry this sounded funnier in my head

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colorfulrussianfireworks:

natural-killer-cyborg:

captainoppai:

Shingeki no Kyojin OP dANCE COVER?? ?

?????????????????????????

fucking incredible

OH MY GOD OH

MY GOD