The Hellacious Kind of Yam named Yami

joeywaggoner: I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:19:53 -0400

joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

nemesisfall: yumatsukumozexal: Describe your life with one or more cards.

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:19:40 -0400

nemesisfall:

yumatsukumozexal:

Describe your life with one or more cards.

typicaloddities: wwhatevver-ampora: greecemisis: what the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:33:12 -0400

typicaloddities:

wwhatevver-ampora:

greecemisis:

what the hell ii2 thi2 thiing…

wwoww sol dont jizz your pants or somethin

Perfect starter for Sollux?

Bitch it mite bee

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Thu, 23 May 2013 01:32:48 -0400

helioscentrifuge: aprilfoolromance: Dr. William Forscher...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:32:30 -0400

helioscentrifuge:

aprilfoolromance:

Dr. William Forscher Experiment Log
Experiment #04781: Magnesect, the Mournful Pokémon.

Early research conducted on the evolution of Paras into Parasect and the process involved with its spores concluded that the spores themselves became the dominant life-source of the Pokémon upon growth. This information was first published by Professor Oak, creator of the Pokédex; however, it’s theorized that early Pokémon masters had a rudimentary understanding of the relationship between the insect and its spores, given the often impersonal relationship maintained between most publicized Parasect trainers and their Pokémon. These trainers would often have strong bonds with their team, yet would utilize Parasect as a type of organic machine, rather than a living creature.

Further study into the curious nature of the Pokémon revealed that, upon evolution, the spores of the Pokémon seem to simply put it in a catatonic state. Though the mushroom does the primary ‘thinking’, the body is still alive in its most basic form, and is still capable and required to function as a living host in order for the spores to stay healthy and strong. It was observed that Parasect consume organic matter for its energy to revitalize the mushroom atop its back; ergo, it was hypothesized that the mushroom was supplying the Pokémon vital nutrients for survival.

In conducting Experiment #04781, our goal was to determine the effects of a living, conscious host integrated with its organic master. After numerous unsuccessful attempts to revive the creature within the mushroom— experiments which often resulted in the release of defensive toxic spores from its back— it was suggested that a secondary, non-organic host be spliced with the Pokémon to balance the attention of the controlling spores released into it. Magnemite was proposed as both an excellent non-organic Pokémon test subject as well as an acceptable power source to successfully revitalize the catatonic creature within the mushroom.

For the purposes of the experiment, we gave #04781 a name: Magnesect. This spliced Pokémon went through several variant degrees of applied electricity before a successful, living result was created. The Magnemite was spliced and dominantly maintained control of the creature’s brain, purging the spores from within it. Its bolts were recreated and used to secure its mutated form in place within the Parasect’s body. The strain of the machine on the Pokémon caused many fissures in its exoskeleton, exposing ligaments often associated with non-insect life.

For the Pokémon itself, the Parasect life-form is capable of seeing— visual electronic receptors installed within the body of the Magnemite that connect to its limited occipital lobe— and is capable of digesting food without the aid of the mushroom cap on its back. Injuries caused from the splicing have shown some consequence: the spores have increased in ferocity within the Pokémon, and are far more numerous. Despite our best efforts to maintain a consistent harmony between the influence of the machine and the mushroom’s spores within the Pokémon, a constant battle for dominance between the two are observed within the Pokémon, with the life-form caught in the painful struggle.

Attempts to raise Magnesect have resulted in across-the-board failure. The Pokémon appears to be in constant, endless pain from these struggles. It seems to only eat via command of the machine and mushroom controlling it; when these influences are forced ‘off’, it ceases all function in an attempt to end itself through malnourishment. Its enhanced vision is put to little use due to visual warping caused by its perpetual tearing and cries. The only seeming benefit of this genetic splicing is the result caused upon the spores themselves: their viciousness and toxicity is unlike any other seen within the Pokémon world. It’s as though it’s attempting to adapt to the machine within the creature in an effort to purge it from— or envelope it into— the Pokémon’s physiology.

Continued research and study is suggested: over time, the spores may well adapt into life previously unseen, and the Pokémon may be perfected into new form. With the influence of machine within it, it’s entirely possible that a perpetual state of evolution may be attained over multiple generations. Currently, however, it is not recommended as a battle-ready Pokémon, unless put to use against opponents who utilize non-offensive strategies early in battle— again, the toxicity of its spores are truly amazing.

Submitted for your review. Attached is our suggested entry for our catalog of experimental Pokédex entries. This information is confidential, and should not be published to the National Pokédex.

Details regarding our other ongoing experiments forthcoming.

Pokédex Entry: Its pained cries are filled with sorrow. During battle, it seems to act more aggressive and desperate when its opponent is not attacking it.

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Artist’s Notes

I wanted to jump in and join the pokemon fusion fun :D Picked Magnesect because it looked really interesting and undead. To give it a nice touch, I requested by husband to put some background to it :]

holy shit

achromatic-kaleidoscope: Komaeda what are you doing get off

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:28:05 -0400

achromatic-kaleidoscope:

Komaeda what are you doing get off

rakugaki-sasa: 過去絵　東方らくがき

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:31:00 -0400

rakugaki-sasa:

過去絵　東方らくがき

mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:28:38 -0400

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

lztybrn: pappasaur: lztybrn: jaredthesecret: Its not that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:24:14 -0400

lztybrn:

pappasaur:

lztybrn:

jaredthesecret:

Its not that he’s wrong. Hes just an asshole.

He’s an athiest if you expected him to do anything other than make fun of that you’re a moron

I don’t think he’s an asshole for that at all. All four of them are ridiculously rich and are more than capable of sending plenty of money that would be extremely beneficial to the victims, but Katy Perry, Beyonce and Rihanna are apparently just saying “Sorry you lost literally everything you own and your city has been destroyed and a lot of you have lost your families, but we’ll pray for you and keep our money to ourselves and not actually help you at all”

THANK YOU

hammer-and-sicklekind: moewrails: when people draw ishimaru like a shinny shota when people...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:21:44 -0400

hammer-and-sicklekind:

moewrails:

when people draw ishimaru like a shinny shota

when people complain about how a character is drawn

kittykittykyouko: by シオ

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:20:37 -0400

kittykittykyouko:

by シオ

slightlyignorant: Houses made out books! Ah! So pretty! So...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:39:50 -0400

slightlyignorant:

Houses made out books! Ah! So pretty! So stupid! But so awesome!

earthnation: im going to find a way to delete every picture of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:39:42 -0400

earthnation:

im going to find a way to delete every picture of me that has ever existed except for this one and then im going to fake my own death in a really shocking way so that it makes national news and then media outlets will have no pictures of me besides this one to use causing this picture to be on televisions and newspapers across the nation

craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:46:23 -0400

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 08:46:17 -0400

isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:46:05 -0400

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:45:32 -0400

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

superficial-skull: so i was watching iron man 2 and

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:45:07 -0400

superficial-skull:

so i was watching iron man 2 and

the-hetalian-dream: 【腐】The present from him is… Pixiv ID:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 08:23:27 -0400

the-hetalian-dream:

【腐】The present from him is…

Pixiv ID: 20075359
Member: こんもり

castielattano: eyelikeamagpie: thegirlincendio: xsamandriel: fredweesley: thegirlwhocriedfoxface...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:33:48 -0400

castielattano:

eyelikeamagpie:

thegirlincendio:

xsamandriel:

fredweesley:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

biliepiper:

john green takes a shower

john clean

john green eats a bean burrito

john bean

john green loses weight

john lean

john green finds inner peace

john serene

john green killed augustus waters

john mean

john green abandons his children

john winchester

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

The Hellacious Kind of Yam named Yami

joeywaggoner: I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

nemesisfall: yumatsukumozexal: Describe your life with one or more cards.

typicaloddities: wwhatevver-ampora: greecemisis: what the...

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helioscentrifuge: aprilfoolromance: Dr. William Forscher...

achromatic-kaleidoscope: Komaeda what are you doing get off

rakugaki-sasa: 過去絵 東方らくがき

mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google

lztybrn: pappasaur: lztybrn: jaredthesecret: Its not that...

hammer-and-sicklekind: moewrails: when people draw ishimaru like a shinny shota when people...

kittykittykyouko: by シオ

slightlyignorant: Houses made out books! Ah! So pretty! So...

earthnation: im going to find a way to delete every picture of...

craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start...

Photo

isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for...

nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want...

superficial-skull: so i was watching iron man 2 and

the-hetalian-dream: 【腐】The present from him is… Pixiv ID:...

castielattano: eyelikeamagpie: thegirlincendio: xsamandriel: fredweesley: thegirlwhocriedfoxface...

rakugaki-sasa: 過去絵　東方らくがき