dirkjakesoup:

ladies and gents, i present you: the prospitian mafia family.

john’s the heir to the family, and due to the death of his father, he was promoted to boss; jane is consigliere, and is also john’s sister*; jade is a sniper; jake is a hitman. (jake and jade usually team up on certain tasks.)

*later it’s revealed that jane isn’t related to him.

incessantlyphlegmatic:

Just finished this one.  Jake in a dress to go with the John one.  Now for Dirk and Dave.  :) 

askthosedouchebags:

GT: Alright let me make this as abundantly transparent as possible for all you rapscallions obsessed with the state of my nether regions.  

GT: There are zero ghost boners going on with jake english right now i promise you!

GT: Never have been and never will be! 

EB: did someone say “ghost”?

GT: Oh hellfire.

EB: seriously, jake, ghosts are no laughing matter! except in the context of classic family films with a twist of zany humor and heroism.

GT: Of course.

EB: if you’ve got a ghost problem, we’ve gotta tackle it head on! don’t worry, i’m an expert paranormal investigator, i’ve got your back. 

GT: Thank you ever so much john. Really you are too kind.

GT: Hm?

princeofkokoros:

neurotoxicated:

actual cannibal jake english

_{dirk ur body got blood all over his pretty coat orz}

and i swear, in that moment, you could taste my sexual frustration.

_{tumblr is so shitty at gifs so there’s a bigger version here} 

in other news im not freaked out by blood anymore here have some proof

blackoutballad:

Jake English and John Egbert

Weapon(s) of choice:
- Dual pistols
- Giant hammer

Method: “Do it loud with a bang” – better at intimidation kills than stealth or precision kills; hammer leaves a bloody [albeit slightly recognizable] mess at the scene to make a point to all those associated with the target; multiple gun wounds also sends the same message; long-range/close-range melee

• Jake is one of the more seasoned hitmen, especially for his young age.  As the son of an infamous crime lord, he’s been involved with the contract-killing business for as long as he can remember.  He has recently separated from his father’s organization based on a conflict of interest and has begun working solo in the district.
  
• John is the half-brother of Jane and is fairly new to the hitman scene, having entered after some amateur assassins had tried to carry out a hit on their father. He found that this might be a good way to keep those precious to him safe, as he’d rather go out and do something about crime actively than sit around waiting for something terrible to happen.  

moonlight-aphrodisiac:

askdstrider:

OH MY GOD

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD

moonlight-aphrodisiac:

askdstrider:

OH MY GOD

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD

akitsu-47:

“Not giving up ol chap!”

Recently, I’ve been told my old style of drawing was more expressive, and that I should work on that to build up a portfolio for a job application. Thus… have this Jake.

mallius:

“so you saw this coming? aren’t you a clever little pet.”

(Source: pepplemint)