daves good at phone sex
Dave: Ride the Egbert
johns getting real tired of your bullshit
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Dave / captain-gumdrops
John / kitty-tier
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caitylaughingalonewithdavekat:
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DAVE—
this is perfect
GUYS GSYGUSYGFYGGYSYD
ITS
CHERRYPEPSICOLA
YES
CHERRYPEPSICOLA
wow look my old url is up there
john do you realise that your boyhonchofriend over there is getting soaked on one side of his body while you pet that kitty because he is holding the umbrella over you
no you don’t realise that do you john
no you don’t
nobody tells johncat what to do
yeah johncat would probably just sit on random places a cat would sit on, normally where he probably isn’t allowed like on top of the kitchen table or on the tv stand getting in the way of the screen and he’ll fall asleep there and dave will have to either drag him to bed or throw something at him and it’s practically a given to feel really bad when you wake a sleeping cat so dave tries not to do thaT… but i diGRESS
cat!john really doesn’t like water so dave has to practically force him in because he’d gladly go weeks without bathing other than just licking himself clean whenever he feels like it
needless to say dave ends up with a bunch of scratches and bite marks and john cries
